Why have none of you given me grandchildren yet?!
It’s been almost 1,500 years since I died and not a single grandchild in sight!
By your age, I had children AND was constantly fighting a war against Rome!
So don’t give me shit that you’re too busy.
/goes to poke holes in all the condoms
(( alkgjalkgmalkmglam l
oh my god))
that moment when Onkel’s gettin’ matronly urges t’have some grandkids.
Why would you inflict grandchildren upon yourself. Why.
Oh holy, holy shit …
Yeah Saxony…go get us some cute children XDDD